Is there anything scarier than getting your hair caught in your blow dryer?
The answer is no. I have two feet of hair. Long, fine, hair that is impossible to untangle and difficult to blow dry. It’s not straight, it’s not curly. It’s reminiscent of a cockerspaniel who got left...
View ArticleI never want to eat another hotdog again.
The Fourth of July is usually a non-holiday for me. Typically I crash by the pool, maybe catch the fireworks. But this year was a little different.. Nothing says great party like doing the Cupid...
View ArticleThings I Love
The feeling of fresh cut hair // I’m not sure if the men can relate to this one… but the ladies know that feeling when you cut a significant amount off your hair and everything just feels lighter and...
View Article7 Adult Realizations You Wish Would Go Away
The dishes aren’t going to wash themselves // The plates that stack up in the sink. The dishwasher that has been full for a week but you’re out of dish soap. It all starts to smell. And the longer it...
View Article10 of the Best Feelings Ever
This weekend was probably one of the craziest weekends that I’ve ever had. There is no feeling I’ve ever experienced like that before. Feel free to comment and add you’re own best feelings to this...
View ArticleReactions to the murder of Amy Lord
I’ve been writing and erasing the beginning of this blog for about half an hour now… because honestly I don’t even know where to begin. I don’t know how to feel. I don’t know how to sufficiently...
View ArticleHey Bromeo, thanks for opening old wounds.
Casually trolling twitter this morning and I see Bromeo’s tweet about LL Bean backpacks. First off, fuck you. Because I never had an LL Bean backpack. I’m not going to lie, I was kind of a squid in...
View ArticleEB & Betty’s Guide to Maddening Self Restraint
This blog is the product of an initial angry rant that I wrote. After I was done I asked myself the question “Oof… should I actually post this,” the answer was “ehhh, better not.” …After a long...
View ArticleReader Question: Is it okay to unfriend an ex on facebook?
Ah. Great question. Exes are tough. I’m not sure I believe that exes can truly be friends. I’m pretty positive that exes whom are still kidding themselves with this idea have some kind of unresolved...
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